A law firm I used to work for represented The Philip Morris Companies (which own Kraft Foods, which owns Oscar Mayer, among a host of other products — see the Philip Morris subsection of our Oreo page). Anyway, the partner in charge of the account received from our grateful client this fabulous plastic rendition of a package of hot dogs. The gift from "the good people at Philip Morris" is a blow-molded, meter-wide container, which was filled with various Kraft and Oscar Mayer products. Now, since this particular lawyer is very a health-minded and socially conscious person (yes really, despite the Philip Morris thing), she brought all the food to a homeless shelter and bequeathed to me this fine specimen for my crap collection. Sadly, I have no room in my new place for such things. In a fit of spring cleaning, I had to let go, and leave this artifact on the street. I hope someone took it.

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